Brandon:  “Don’t worry, honey,  I am delivering my grandchild after all.  I’ve got this in the bag, as you kids would say.â€Â
Denise:  “Dad, no one says that. What are you doing with that glue?!â€

Brandon:  “Nothing to fret about, angel…  odd, I didn’t think that laser was in the wrong spot… You’re doing fine!â€Â
Denise: “Laser? Wrong spot??? Dad???!!!†Â

Brandon:  “Now, honey, just don’t panic, I’m a trained professional.  Now where in the world did I leave the glue cap… honey, can you reach down a bit and see if I dropped it…â€
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