Brandon:  “Don’t worry, honey,  I am delivering my grandchild after all.  I’ve got this in the bag, as you kids would say.” 

Denise:  “Dad, no one says that. What are you doing with that glue?!”

Brandon:  “Nothing to fret about, angel…  odd, I didn’t think that laser was in the wrong spot… You’re doing fine!” 

Denise: “Laser? Wrong spot??? Dad???!!!”  

Brandon:  “Now, honey, just don’t panic, I’m a trained professional.  Now where in the world did I leave the glue cap… honey, can you reach down a bit and see if I dropped it…”

Denise:  D: