Clive: Alright, you’ve been moping around the house all morning, and now I catch you out here talking to yourself.
Julian: I was talking to Drake.
Clive: Is it helping?
Julian: Not really. Do you have any words of affirmation for me too?
Clive: Son. Do you know what I did for a living before I retired?
Julian: You were the CEO of a multi-billion simoleon corporation.
Clive: That’s right, I was a simple salesman.
Clive: And if there’s one thing I’ve learned as a salesperson, it’s motivational quotes and words of affirmation.