Garret:  “Trying to reason with your mother is like trying to negotiate with a basket of fruit.  They’re all sweet at first, but if you don’t pay ‘em attention, they go rotten.”  

Talula:  “And trying to talk to your father is pretty much talking to an idiot.  The point still stands:  Jasmine is growing up like an adorable little weed.  It will be nice if she had some cousins to play with.” 

Morgan and Craig: *side eyes eachother* 

Talula:  “In case I’m not plain enough. Grandchildren. I want more.”