Jasmine: HARD TO STARBOARD YAR FLOUNDERING SWABBIES, ALL HANDS ON DECK!   YOU SMELLY BOATSWAIN , CREWMAN MARKELLY, DON’T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE.

Gabriel: And what?  If you’re the captain, why are you in the crows nest anyway? Captain belongs on the main deck.

Jasmine: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YAR FISH SWILLING LAND LUBBER.

Gabriel: You’re just saying random pirate words, aren’t you. 

Jasmine: PREPARE TO WALK THE PLANK MUTINOUS POND SCUM! 

Gabriel: Now you’re just being unreasonable. 

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