Jasmine: Ma’am, this is not a mIRC from the 90′s, you cannot go around assaulting people with trout.

Townie: What do you know about the 90s?! You can’t prove a thing!

Jasmine: Then please explain the fish in your pocket (and eww btw)

Townie: You planted that on me! I demand an attorney.

Jasmine: …