Jasmine:  “So Mom just comes out and tells me that she’s got a tiny creature living in her belly waiting to claw it’s way out, poop, and eat everything in sight!” 

Willow:  “*gasp* That sounds horrible! What are you going to do?” 

Jasmine:   “Simple:  We have to stick together and arm ourselves against the incoming baby apocalypse.”

Willow:  “I’m not sure that’s real.” 

Jasmine:  “Of course it’s real!   I saw it on TV!  By the way, who are you again?”

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