Jodie: “So Dad, how did you start noticing Mom?”

Garret: “Well, sweetheart, your mother, she has these … ‘assets’, you see, that made a pretty compelling argument for her case.”

Jodie: “If I want someone to notice me… and I’m totally not saying I do… but say I want to, where do I get a hold of these so called ‘assets’?”

Garret: “Wait… I didn’t mean assets. I meant she stayed home and did a lot of knitting and didn’t talk to men at all and you should take her example, young miss. By the way, you’re grounded.” 

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