Julian: She’s been my best friend since forever. Maybe Jasmine is right and everything will work out in the end.
Julian: … But what if she’s not, and I’m just kidding myself. I mean, I guess it’s kind of selfish to hang around her hoping she’ll think of me as something more some day….
Julian: Right. You’re just a dog, you wouldn’t get it.
Drake: * Maybe if you heathens hadn’t neutered me, I’d get it *