Oh I’m sure they do. Can you imagine, you’re hanging out eating waffles, thinking about how you’d like to go to the beach, and all of a sudden you’re pulled up by some unseen hand and forced against your will into some contorted position. You can feel your spine bend in ways it shouldn’t be bending and though you want to cry your face is twisted into an unnatural grin. All you can do is hope and pray that the Sim god has hit pause, but that timer is still running, minutes slowly ticking by, turning into hours, your cell phone ringing incessantly, the newspapers piling up and rotting on the front door. And you realize you’ve been trapped in that cutesy peace sign pose for two days because Sim god had to get a snack and your bladder is filling fast…

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