Willow:  “He took me home, which I guess was nice.  But then he said something really weird and inappropriate, and that was sort of the final nail in that coffin.”   (Their first date in the TS2 A/U went ten times better, but then again, they were a little more mature then. )Read More →

Willow:  “And I don’t know what was in his food… but just when things couldn’t get anymore awkward… he let one rip.”  Jasmine: “He did not!” Willow: “He absolutely did! And it wasn’t subtle!  He just sat there and grinned like an idiot.”Read More →

Willow:  “It started out alright… but I don’t know why but he kept picking on me for every stupid thing.  He relentlessly teased me about me and my brothers being named after trees.   And he wouldn’t shut up about the movie!  So what if I didn’t like it, I just don’t like horror movies.  Especially when they involve a serial killer dressed like a social bunny. You know I have a thing about bunnies…” She really does.  Read More →

Gabriel: “I mean, it’s not like I’ve done this before… but it wasn’t fun. At all.  Where did you get the idea that this would be a good idea?!” Jasmine:  “I don’t know… I thought you’d just get a long… like it was destiny…?” Gabriel:  …Read More →

Gabriel:  “And every time I did say anything, it just all came out wrong.  And it’s not like she even tried to help the conversation along.  I tried to crack jokes, but she just sat there and stared at me like I was an alien.” Read More →

Jasmine: “It can’t have been that bad…”  Gabriel:  “Ok, fine, it started out okay.  We went to a restaurant in Windenburg.  And she _is_ cute! I… I just had no idea what to say to her.”  Read More →